Gym Misadventures

You know.... i love the gym but i never had a workout buddy, so end up feeling lonely and giving up. Most of the days i did some silly workout at home. Well, last year ,and finally when i actually had some leftover money i joined a new Gym. Yeah, Yeah leftover money. It's hard to remember those times where i had to steal a potato or two and a carrot, hidden in my socks, so i could have some kind of soup to eat when i got home. today, i get so stressed out when the fridge is empty, that is hard for me to balance end of the month , beginning of the month (payday). 

Anyway, back to the gym, I've started out, you know, softing the land, they had the nerve to sell me a physical evaluation, that in most places are for free, adding a workout that you should follow according to your goals. My goals were to feel good, jump around, get stronger, but somehow everyone one there, including a personal trainer i had, could only understand the word fat, sedentary maybe, i really thought i was speaking some other language. Chinese maybe, no one there understands Chinese, even Portuguese is hard (just saying). 

I guess all i wanted was to be like the warriors I've created, they had some sort of spartan / crossfit circuit in the woods. It wasn't art of the official Amazon army training, but a couple of them wanted to get stronger, not all the girls were naturally bulked like the idiomatic blacksmith.

End of the story, my workout plan got in the hands of someone that was "forgetting" to send it yo me all the time, payed a personal trainer for months that didn't changed a thing. I don't know if the facepalm here is for me, for not kicking someone's ass, or for the personal trainer that got all upset when i left her. Girl are you blind (facepalm)?

Finally i found some instructors that were cool, you know, they pull you, push you, smile a lot, i think that is important. i'm so mad at life, why should I stay that way in the gym, when i'm trying to shake all the bad mojo away. Tell me guys, how many facepalms do i get for telling you that, most of the people love them so (jealousy, envy, bad faith, etc a part) they got fired.

It was hard already to travel the city to keep the only personal trainer that actually changed me, now i have to stalk the other ones too or act like Medth, the barbarian, get my inner asshole out and simply get things done, eager to crack some skulls if some of those demons get in my way. 

So many decisions..... 

Yours Trully

RG